Sexual Healing (A Story Of The Ultimate Orgasm)

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I’d been fortunate enough to find a two-person seat to myself. It was the Long Island Railroad, and it was 5pm on a Friday. One woman hovering over a middle-aged man a couple of seats away, bent over to retrieve something from her Forever 21 tote bag. When she fidgeted and fussed around inside her bag searching for something, her floppy bosom (barely contained in her flimsy camisole), tired with age, shook from the movement.

Across the aisle, a group of college boys were bitching about a girl. A guy with a shaved head and mild acne on his cheeks whinged, “Andrea seems down for it with those fat, pushed-up tits of hers, but I swear I’ve spent a whole WEEK of my dad’s fucking salary taking this girl out to dinner after dinner and she hasn’t even jerked me off!” The other guys laughed and nodded. “She’s playing you, dude” a boy with long hair in a ponytail declares, “Yeh, just jerking you AROUND.”  More laughter.

I sighed. I was so happy to get home to Joel and to our apartment. Looking forward to a night in is nothing new to me. During the winter time, I barely leave the house – content to smoke a little weed, listen to weird music and daydream or write. But partnership makes it less hermetic, or whatever.

Anyway, having just finished up a day at the Chakrubs HQ with Vanessa, I was fired up about the little rose quartz egg tucked carefully away inside my backpack. She gave me a new product, The Rosebud to ‘test out’. She had told me about the properties rose quartz contained (“Rose Quartz is a stone of the heart. It speaks directly to the heart chakra, dissolving any emotional wounds and fears.”), and we discussed our lifelong commitment to Kegels and together, looked up the history and benefits of the Yoni Egg.

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“Yoni in sanskrit literally means sacred temple, and is used to refer to a woman’s vagina. The stone egg practice emerged in ancient China. For a long time it was a secret practice, only available for the members of the royal family. The egg is an amazing tool that helps tone the lower abdomen and strengthen the muscles of the pelvic and urogenital diaphragms, which serve as a floor for all our vital organs. When these muscles are strong they prevent leakage of our vital force and sexual energy and help us to keep it under control.”

Joel seems to like Chakrubs. I mean, for a Dominican kid with no prior experience in handling crystals (and probably not much more with sex toys), he’s at least intrigued by the idea that these phallic looking objects that I keep bringing home can somehow influence our dreams and moods, not to mention make our sex-life even more entertaining.

When I walk through the door he’s happy to see me, his eyes warmly receiving mine. I pull out the package and he hops up to take a look.

“What is it?, he inquires, and I proceed to tell him about my day and the benefits of The Rosebud. He seems a little curious but in typical Joel-fashion, he’s unperturbed. I figured I’d be trying this Chakrub out on my own.

Later that night before we were tired enough for sleep, Joel walked me into our bedroom, Rosebud in hand. He lay me down on our bed and undressed me slowly. He parted my legs and proceeded to lick the top and inside of my thighs. Here’s the thing; Joey and I have a wonderful sex life. I won’t go too deep into it, but the truth is, most of the time it’s a pretty libidinous, erotic affair. He now knows how to please me, and I know what he likes. Wild kinks and all. But a slow, meek and bashful lover Joel is not.

He gently touched me, hands trembling slightly like a leaf on a tree, and his fingers explored my nether regions with a new-found intimacy. His mouth found its way to my desirous flower and just when I thought things couldn’t get any better, Joel began to use the Rosebud to caress my ‘Yoni.’ Sliding it around the wet area while simultaneously using his tongue, I could have exploded then and there. At a point where my entire body quivered with pre-orgasmic anticipation, Joel inserted the Rosebud into me and brought me to climax with his face.

I’m not going to sit here and say I believe in magic, but the orgasm I experienced that night was unlike any I’ve ever had. Feeling the Rose Quartz egg inside me, my toned vaginal muscles pulling it up and pushing it down during cunnilingus, watching my lover enjoy me so ardently… pair that with the proposed properties of the egg and a mindset tuned to feel only love and grace, this was a higher-level experience. It was practically out of body.

Soon after coming, before I could unclench my fists and catch my breath, Joel entered me and we made love with the Rosebud still inside me. This time, we both came and I cried. I wept a little joyous tear for the most triumphant release I think I’ve ever experienced. I was love personified, and I felt pure and cleansed and incredibly connected to my lover.

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Chakrubs may or may not possess the mystical ability to fix what ails you, but in my experiences having used all manner of sex toys and objects, from my many lovers to my own personal adventures in self-exploration, nothing compares to the openness and tenderness that I’ve felt using these crystal wellness tools. It is why I became a part of the brand, and how I unwind, realign myself and reconnect to my lover when all else has failed.

If your partner has a difficult time understanding the benefits or is too nervous to bring a phallus into the bedroom, use Chakrubs on your own. Perhaps once he or she notices the light and energy that will radiate from you after using them, they will be compelled to open up to the idea of using them with you too.

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