Before I read Evie’s post on how girls orgasm, I considered countering her opinion with a story on how doods cum. But I figured, if you need a “How To” on making a dood cum, I’d have to slap you and your health teacher over the head. Truth is, even if I tried to write a complete post on making a dood cum it would just look and sound like a Nike Ad campaign, you probably remember it.
Anyway, I’ve just finished reading Evie’s post on how well I eat pussy. Pretty flattering, *Kanye shrug*. I think I’m really regular – just a gentleman in the sense that ladies always cum first. I don’t think I have any extraordinary talents besides wanting to please my lover. From what I have witnessed, girls who are having sex with only rising action and no climax are fucking doods that fall into one of two categories;
One: they’re allowing themselves to be fucked by selfish lovers, or two: are dealing with the inexperience of a weirdo that watches too much/little porn. These kinds of relationships create a weird matrix of women that are literally being left hanging on their orgasms. And what’s worse is they’re out there filling the egos of clueless delusional doods while simultaneously living sexually dysfunctional lives.
This situation tends to remedy itself with age as you tend to come into yourself as a sexual being, but also consider whom you let fuck you. There is no reason why you shouldn’t be trying to understand who you are sexually and what you like. It doesn’t matter whether that means being fussy with who you choose to sleep with, or deciding you prefer the lights on (or off), you deserve an orgasm #feminism.